Do you get bored with looking the same every time you get in, and out of your shower?
Do you want more out of those precious... precious minutes you spend in the bathroom?
Well! Look no further! I present to you my comprehensive guide to making showers awesome.
Step 1 - Try dancing in the shower.
You would be surprised at how much fun can be had just by doing a little jig whilst washing your bits.
What you think you look like.
What you actually look like.
Step 2 - Imagine yourself under a waterfall.
There is nothing more magical than sitting under a waterfall in some far-away land. So why not try it in your shower? The basics are there... water and somewhere to sit.
What you think you look like. What you actually look like.
Step 3 - What's more exciting than Santa? Nothing, that's what. So let's dress up as Santa himself!
What you think you look like. What you actually look like.
The fourth, and final step - Most of us wish we looked better, more chiseled, toned, built, etc. Well, with the aid of this guide all it takes is some imagination and a towel.
What you think you look like. What you actually look like.
Follow this guide carefully and you'll find yourself having incredible adventures with every shower you have! (:
There are no limits, if you know of (or practice) any of the above, or have come up with your own, please leave the ideas as a comment below.
Cheers for reading, and happy showering! (Oh, and marvel at my mspaint skills.)
Haha firstly sean it is a terrible idea dancing in the shower haha as u know severely (slightly) injured myself shuffling in the shower last week haha
ReplyDeleteAnd also... You may quote me on this... THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING THAN GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER AND WATCHING STEAM RISE OFF YOUR SHOULDERS AND BOOBIES.... makes you feel like a god!! Haha I loved it... Very excited for your next post already :)
I look way too similar to your stickfigures for comfort or ego.
ReplyDeleteThat may be well and good for you lady-types, Lisa, but I don't have boobies off of which to watch steam rise. I feel somewhat ripped off >:(
ReplyDeletehahaha i dont think im that small :D:D
ReplyDeleteHahahaha this made me laugh. Cheers.
ReplyDeleteYou are a crazy blogger.
ReplyDeleteLove this post :D
LOOK IN MY HAND - DIAMONDS. LOTS OF DIAMONDS.
ReplyDeleteI think it's time to rethink showers.
ReplyDeletelol at the guy trying to flex those peas.
ReplyDeleteI sing in the shower, like a boss!
ReplyDeletei love my showers, but this would defiently take it up a notch
ReplyDeletereally nice! maybe will try it
ReplyDeleteMy god. That was funny to read. And that dance of Will Smith is so hilarious. Kudos to you for this post! I am following you, so entertain me some more. ;)
ReplyDeleteI love that Old Spice guy
ReplyDeletehaha awesome post!
ReplyDeleteThis is kind of comic :D will try it out later
ReplyDeleteWould be terrified of falling over.
ReplyDeletewow sir, awesome post you got!
ReplyDeleteThe harsh truth expressed by stick figures.
ReplyDeleteTrue pictures mate..very true..
ReplyDeleteI may have to try some of these they look entertaining (may pass on the dancing one xp). +follow
ReplyDeleteYou got it right! i actually tried dancing in the shower the other day while listening to the radio. Landed right on my chin!!!
ReplyDeleteHa ha I will give these all a try in a few minutes.
ReplyDeleteThis comment is now diamonds
ReplyDeleteOh man thanks for sharing. This is some pretty good stuff when it comes to trying to make your day a bit better.
ReplyDeleteDancing in the shower? Recipe for a broken neck.
ReplyDelete