Monday, 6 June 2011

It's like a shower, but more awesome.

Are you tired of the same old 10-minute shower every day?
Do you get bored with looking the same every time you get in, and out of your shower?
Do you want more out of those precious... precious minutes you spend in the bathroom?
Well! Look no further! I present to you my comprehensive guide to making showers awesome.

Step 1 - Try dancing in the shower.
You would be surprised at how much fun can be had just by doing a little jig whilst washing your bits.

What you think you look like. 
                                                           
 





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Step 2 - Imagine yourself under a waterfall.
There is nothing more magical than sitting under a waterfall in some far-away land. So why not try it in your shower? The basics are there... water and somewhere to sit.

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 Step 3 - What's more exciting than Santa? Nothing, that's what. So let's dress up as Santa himself!

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 The fourth, and final step - Most of us wish we looked better, more chiseled, toned, built, etc. Well, with the aid of this guide all it takes is some imagination and a towel.

What you think you look like.                                  What you actually look like.















 Follow this guide carefully and you'll find yourself having incredible adventures with every shower you have! (:
There are no limits, if you know of (or practice) any of the above, or have come up with your own, please leave the ideas as a comment below.

Cheers for reading, and happy showering! (Oh, and marvel at my mspaint skills.)


                                             

27 comments:

  1. Haha firstly sean it is a terrible idea dancing in the shower haha as u know severely (slightly) injured myself shuffling in the shower last week haha
    And also... You may quote me on this... THERE IS NO BETTER FEELING THAN GETTING OUT OF THE SHOWER AND WATCHING STEAM RISE OFF YOUR SHOULDERS AND BOOBIES.... makes you feel like a god!! Haha I loved it... Very excited for your next post already :)

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  2. I look way too similar to your stickfigures for comfort or ego.

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  3. That may be well and good for you lady-types, Lisa, but I don't have boobies off of which to watch steam rise. I feel somewhat ripped off >:(

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  4. hahaha i dont think im that small :D:D

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  5. Hahahaha this made me laugh. Cheers.

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  6. You are a crazy blogger.
    Love this post :D

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  7. LOOK IN MY HAND - DIAMONDS. LOTS OF DIAMONDS.

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  8. I think it's time to rethink showers.

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  9. lol at the guy trying to flex those peas.

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  10. I sing in the shower, like a boss!

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  11. i love my showers, but this would defiently take it up a notch

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  12. really nice! maybe will try it

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  13. My god. That was funny to read. And that dance of Will Smith is so hilarious. Kudos to you for this post! I am following you, so entertain me some more. ;)

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  14. I love that Old Spice guy

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  15. This is kind of comic :D will try it out later

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  16. Would be terrified of falling over.

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  17. wow sir, awesome post you got!

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  18. The harsh truth expressed by stick figures.

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  19. lol'd at smith dancing^^
    +follow

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  20. True pictures mate..very true..

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  21. I may have to try some of these they look entertaining (may pass on the dancing one xp). +follow

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  22. You got it right! i actually tried dancing in the shower the other day while listening to the radio. Landed right on my chin!!!

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  23. Ha ha I will give these all a try in a few minutes.

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  24. Oh man thanks for sharing. This is some pretty good stuff when it comes to trying to make your day a bit better.

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  25. Dancing in the shower? Recipe for a broken neck.

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